• mom: can you do this chore for me?
  • me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
  • mom: *does it for you*
  • mom: why can't you ever be responsible

caitlinemilie:

Wyn. 🐶

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My body is not perfect, but it is mine, and it is the only one I will ever get.

wereallcontagious:

I feel you, Red.

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- We wanted you to read for Crazy Eyes.
Cra…? I didn’t really connected with that character.

Uzo Aduba auditions for every single role in Orange is the New Black (x)

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thetruestrepairman:

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

marry me

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bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

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